There's a certain saying about excuses; They're like a certain place on the body...everyone has one...they smell... You know the one.
I hate that saying. I always have, too. And not just since I grew up and stopped laughing at potty talk. I hate it because people get it in their heads that excuses are bad, and then there's no reasoning with them after that. Like one time, for instance, we were traveling to Wyoming for a volleyball tournament and we needed to be at the school and on the bus at 6 in the morning. About the time we were ready to leave, we called a girl on our team that lived by us to see if she needed a ride. She said she didn't but that instead she would pick us up since we were on her way. So my sister and I walked outside to wait at the corner for her.
Well, she forgot about us. By the time we figured that out, woke my parents up to get dressed and give us a ride, we ended up about 20 minutes late. We ran onto the bus and tried to explain what had happened to the coach, but she wouldn't hear it. "I don't want any excuses!!" she said. And that was the end of it. For the rest of the day we were demoted to 2nd string ball managers. And it's still a mystery as to why the girl didn't come forward to stand up for us...
Since that fateful day, I don't share the capitalist society's common malcontent for excuses, I love excuses. I embrace them. I have given myself blanket permission to make them any time it allows me to do something I want to do.
So when Emily, Lil Mil and Nano find an excuse to come to Utah and visit us, I applaud.
And although my sisters and I normally don't need an excuse for making fools of ourselves, we recently had one. My mom was on the committee for the Gold and Green Ball. The theme was 'Blockbuster Moves' and you were supposed to go as a character from a movie...
Meet the 3 Amigos, the Little Mermaid, Cinderella, Lane Frost, and Indiana Jones.
The Jazz being in the playoffs is a good enough excuse to go to a game.

Why were we sitting on the very top row?
Either we don't want people spilling beer on us, or we like to take in a game with a bird's eye view...Take your pick of excuses here.
For Brock's Grandpa Carlisle's 80th Birthday, Jana planned a family fishing vacation on the Green River. That was the perfect excuse to:
1. Leave the kids with Aunt Missy for a long weekend.

2. Take in some beautiful scenery.
3. Spend time with the Carlisle crew.
4. and Learn how to fly fish.


Hey, Brock! My fish is bigger than yours. What's your excuse?
AND
Since Brock's college football days are fast becoming a thing of the past, he thought he needed a new excuse for getting into shape (or an excuse to wear spandex)...
SO he went and got himself into LOTOJA!!
I'll be there with him the whole 206 miles, too. Only, I'll ride in an air-conditioned car and unroll my window to hand him water and Goo at the check points...